hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via icanreachmytomorrow)
riders-of-brohan:
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
(Source: nova-force, via robertopattinson)
(Source: niknak79, via javi-loo)