KEWL

I don't care...seriously, I don't

  • the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
  • the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.

  • me: ugh why am i so lonely
  • friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
  • me: no



thestrangernextdoor:

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but heres beyonce

and blue their baby

(via meesters)


suesskram:

team-winchester:

indeathwetrust:

quantumaniac:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

The tumblr one

so true

HOME.

(via javi-loo)



nicksminaj:

Nicki Minaj; Music Video Parallels.

(via just-the-way-you-arent)




hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via icanreachmytomorrow)


riders-of-brohan:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

(Source: nova-force, via robertopattinson)



jaidefinichon:

Oh mierda es la policía

(Source: boxingclever)